Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.~ Albert Einstein

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.~ unknown

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. — Bill Cosby

Humor is just another defense against the universe. ~ Mel Brooks

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. — Woody Allen

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. — Errol Flynn

The road to success is always under construction. ~ J Gary Dean