Sunday, February 21, 2010

{Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. ~ Thomas A. Edison|Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz|It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.|The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch|The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain|Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia|Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.~ unknown|What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? ~ Rodney Dangerfield|The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.~ Unknown|Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.~ Lily Tomlin|Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. ~ J Gary Dean|The road to success is always under construction. ~ J Gary Dean|Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. Thomas A. Edison|Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something. ~ Thomas A. Edison|I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. ~ Thomas A. Edison|If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought.~ Peace Pilgrim|If you wish for success , make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your brother and hope your guardian genius. ~ Joseph Addison|Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. ~ Sir Winston Churchill|I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. ~ Cosby, Bill|The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made. ~ Jean Giraudoux|Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing. ~ Abraham Lincoln|Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as a success. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. ~ Norman Vincent Peal|Under promise; over deliver. ~ Tom Peters|If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. ~ Henry Ford|Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. ~ Woody Allen|A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. ~ Jane Austen|A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money. ~ Senator Everett Dirksen, 1964|I'd rather be miserably rich than miserably poor. ~ Ted Dean|Be humble and don't stumble ~ Ted Dean|Be humble and don't stumble ~ Ted Dean|My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. ~ Errol Flynn|When Life looks like Easy Street there is danger at your door.~ Jerry Garcia|If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.~ J. Paul Getty|Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. ~ Haskins, Ernest|It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. ~ Kin Hubbard|Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy. ~ Milligan Spike|No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.~ Michael Pritchard|Humor is just another defense against the universe. ~ Mel Brooks|A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. ~Dwight D. Eisenhour|If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. ~ Hugh Elliott|Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.~ Albert Einstein

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